My Excogitation

These lines are the ones that came to my mind when I really looked at it again. When I looked at shit, it said "Complete your work and then only leave!"... When I looked at shit, it said "Dont be shocked, I am not even 1/100th of you"... When I looked at shit, it said"Its ok; the guy outside would not have heard you"...

These lines are the ones that came to mu mind when I really looked at it. When I looked at shit, it said "You ain't no shit, I AM!"... When I looked at shit, it said "What are you lookin' at?"; I thought "Sh-it happens"... When I looked at shit, it said "I am a monster in disguise"; I thought "What a disguise!"... When I looked at shit, it said "Sorry that I came out disintegrated!"... When I looked at shit, it said "Don't EEW at me, I was in you all this time!"... When I looked at shit, it said "Bad stomach day, huh?!"... When I looked at shit, it said "I am strong, coz u couldn't digest me, ha ha!"... When I looked at shit, it said "You have done it, now get lost"... I was thinkin' about Reduce-Reuse-Recycle & then when I looked at shit, it said "Don't even look at me"... When I looked at shit, I said "Holy Shit" ; it said ...

Yesterday on 16th of September 2010, in my office we had a fun event of dumb charades and pictionary.   I had lot of fun as I was one of the audience and not the one being laughed at. They had this different game; where in one would have to enact a proverb and the team mates had to guess it. Lot of proverbs came from the audience, well few of them were really weird and they got stuck into my head. I could not remember all as I have only a few kilo bytes of memory, here are a few of them which got stuck in my mind. If you get a chicken, make a chilly chicken. Don't miss a good kiss. Truth always lies. Alcohol is Divine.

" Living extremely happily for a day is always better than living for 100 years satisfied " One day me and a friend of mine were traveling back home from office. We usually discuss on many things, at that point there came this topic of my health. I usually don't care about my health, as long as I am happy. Her complain was the same that I don't care about my health, instead I just sit in front of the computer for long hours. This is what most of my well-wishers say that I have to care about my health more than just enjoying in front of computer. I just wanted a strong line or the so called punch dialogue, so this is the thing which came to my mind. When people speak about the words like living, dying, enjoying, etc., the quote actually becomes strong. So I thought for a while and then came up with this. Because of this quote itself I wrote the previous post ( Family ). Lot of my readers might be confused with the things that I have said in that post. Hope this at leas...

" To see the ground if I have to fall, then I would rather take the ground and put it on the wall " This is a special saying as it has one of the most weirdest origin. One night, I was explaining my mom how and why did I trim my mustache. I cut those hairs which were perpendicular to my face so that when I look down I don't see my mustache hairs. She explained why most of my mustache hairs was perpendicular, coz I never even bow down to GOD. That's when I was thinking about a sentence which would counter her dialogue. This thing came up to my mind, If I have to bow down to look at the ground then I would put the ground on the wall . Then after a few modification to get the rhyme, it actually took this form. Well ground or GOD or anything, I will never ever bow down until and unless I am wrong...

" Rules never rules the Ruler " This is the first gnome that came into my mind. I was always fascinated by the words like king, rules and ruler (the one who makes the rules). My Idea was that the one who actually writes down the rules, never writes it such that it would harm himself. This was the original form of this gnome. So to add some rhyme to it I modified it like the above. Many who reads this always says that this thing is grammatically wrong. It should be Rules never rule the ruler or Rule never rules the ruler. But since its rhyme gets disrupted I will not change it. Remember if you hate to follow the rules, then the only way out is to become the ruler...

Sayings and quotes are made by the great people who actually put their experience in it. But for me it is something which comes out of the blue. I always wanna be one of them. I always come up with things like these, my family is the one who gets them first. They are kind of fed up with my thinking. One of my friend said that I had a fan following for my quotes, I don't care if it is 1 or 2. This " Origin of my Gnome " series is for them. Well for all the others, it will just give u a brief idea about how I think. Also this series for me is not to forget the origins of all my status lines in my IMs and social network sites. Another series in my blog has started....