My Excogitation

I have come up with a theory, which makes the decision making more easier. Below are the details of the theory. Prerequisites: The options to select should be three out of which the last one should be forget this question. Assumptions: 121 is the perfect number, coz it is the square of 11. Nearest value to 121, is a number which is greater than 97. Theory: When you are stuck in a situation where u have to chose one of the two options. Then the first thing, that you have to think is ' What is the result of 1+1? '. If the result is anywhere near 121, then choose option 2 or else choose option 1. If the result is exactly 121 then the option 3 [forget this question], which is a mandate. By this way one can easily decide on things. This theory has been tested, analyzed and reworked to obtain the perfect results. Hope this helps..... ;) This content is copyright of xZs - © My Excogitation 2009. All rights reserved. Any redistribution or reproduction of part or all of the con

It has been pretty long time since I had any posts. The last post was on August 26, 2009. The same kind of gap was there during the last year, what a coincidence. Now I am back from hiatus. My life has been on a roller coaster; up, down, left, right, going round and round in all unimaginable directions. I am loving it, I now feel the tougher the better. During this period I have been into twitter . This is one awesome thing where u can update some short message, follow other ppl, lot more fun that the plain orkut or a flashy facebook. Even if I am on hiatus here, I will always be there on twitter so u can follow me there [ http://twitter.com/sunilsairam ]. As they say ' Change is inevitable ', I am looking ahead of some change in everything that is associated to me. So one of them is me back blogging... :)

" Living extremely happily for a day is always better than living for 100 years satisfied " One day me and a friend of mine were traveling back home from office. We usually discuss on many things, at that point there came this topic of my health. I usually don't care about my health, as long as I am happy. Her complain was the same that I don't care about my health, instead I just sit in front of the computer for long hours. This is what most of my well-wishers say that I have to care about my health more than just enjoying in front of computer. I just wanted a strong line or the so called punch dialogue, so this is the thing which came to my mind. When people speak about the words like living, dying, enjoying, etc., the quote actually becomes strong. So I thought for a while and then came up with this. Because of this quote itself I wrote the previous post ( Family ). Lot of my readers might be confused with the things that I have said in that post. Hope this at leas

Let me apologize to begin with, let me apologize for what I am about to write. This is the most genuine feeling; actually writing this is harder than it seems, somehow I finally wrote it. Family basically means a group of kindred or closely related individuals. I always follow this ' Living extremely happily for a day is always better than living for 100 years satisfied '. Whenever I discussed this with friends all they ask is, do you know what will happen to your family after you? Well, I never gave them a honest reply, instead I would just give a smile. Now here is the reply for this question. This reply is pretty harsh, so if you don't wanna read you can stop now. I really don't care about my family after my death . The only help one can provide to their family after one's death is financial help. Well after one's disappearance, one can actually help the family financially for a month, 6 month, 1 year or at the max 2 years. One in a million can help the fami

Aaahhhh… Oh, it's one crazy day… oh!! How can I describe the way I feel? Fuckin' great!! Ok, let me see… How can I begin???   Birthday was just another day that actually tell that we are actually towards our end! Well who the heck cares about the future, coz today is my birthday. YAY....   Ufff, a day which I will never ever forget, even with a memory loss... ;) The craziness started when my dad fed me with the sweet early morning. Then for office I wore a all black dress, which was for the first time... :) My small group of friends (BT, Yesh and Uncle) gave me gifts and bums, never in my wildest dreams expected that... Then during the celebration I was given a cake pack for my head fully by Anirudh, well that was so sudden even before I could think or blink it was all over. By the way the cake was really good... :D For my surprise, I even had to cut the cake at home. The best cake that I ever had.... hmmmmmm, just thinkin' about it makes my mouth watery! Tha

" To see the ground if I have to fall, then I would rather take the ground and put it on the wall " This is a special saying as it has one of the most weirdest origin. One night, I was explaining my mom how and why did I trim my mustache. I cut those hairs which were perpendicular to my face so that when I look down I don't see my mustache hairs. She explained why most of my mustache hairs was perpendicular, coz I never even bow down to GOD. That's when I was thinking about a sentence which would counter her dialogue. This thing came up to my mind, If I have to bow down to look at the ground then I would put the ground on the wall . Then after a few modification to get the rhyme, it actually took this form. Well ground or GOD or anything, I will never ever bow down until and unless I am wrong...

" Rules never rules the Ruler " This is the first gnome that came into my mind. I was always fascinated by the words like king, rules and ruler (the one who makes the rules). My Idea was that the one who actually writes down the rules, never writes it such that it would harm himself. This was the original form of this gnome. So to add some rhyme to it I modified it like the above. Many who reads this always says that this thing is grammatically wrong. It should be Rules never rule the ruler or Rule never rules the ruler. But since its rhyme gets disrupted I will not change it. Remember if you hate to follow the rules, then the only way out is to become the ruler...

Sayings and quotes are made by the great people who actually put their experience in it. But for me it is something which comes out of the blue. I always wanna be one of them. I always come up with things like these, my family is the one who gets them first. They are kind of fed up with my thinking. One of my friend said that I had a fan following for my quotes, I don't care if it is 1 or 2. This " Origin of my Gnome " series is for them. Well for all the others, it will just give u a brief idea about how I think. Also this series for me is not to forget the origins of all my status lines in my IMs and social network sites. Another series in my blog has started....

XxxxX is the inner me. Everyone can call him Sunil's Guilt, coz I am so guilty that he came into existence. These days my brain power has grown I guess. My thinking has changed from past few months. I am becoming more and more capable of committing crimes and escape without even being noticed. The petty crimes that I committed, the people I used (my family, friends and even strangers) for just my own good, the life that I have messed, evil thoughts, etc., Lots of these things have become so huge that it has given the birth of XxxxX. My wants have grown so much that it needs everything and is ready to use any possible thing to attain it. The only one who can stop me is XxxxX. I am introducing him so that even if I forget him, you all will be there to remind me of his existence. As Albert Camus (French Novelist, Essayist and Playwright, 1957 Nobel Prize for Literature, 1913-1960) said "A guilty conscience needs to confess. A work of art is a confession." He is the result of

9th july 2007, I was just a BE degree holder. Now I am a professional software engineer. It has been 2 years since I was me. It has been more of a survival of the smartest rather than the fittest. The ability to give up yourself is an important survival tool in IT industry. 2 nd anniversary for all those who survived with me since that day. Well today I step into the third in Infosys. Yohohoho, party time...

People have some deadly enemies, whom they could not even think of defeating. Well if you ask me who is my enemy, I would say it is my deadly sleep. I had become an early bird for quite some time now, but from past three weeks me neither an early bird nor a night crawler. All my critics laughed at me when I had this idea of early bird. Now it is their time to have the laugh... :( The wings of my sleep has unfolded and this sleep is now flying high. I am not even able to defeat it. All that I can do is sit and sleep. Giving up is not my type, but this one is too hard to break. I think this sleep has become my nemesis. Wish I had a weapon to defeat it. Anyone, please help me to defeat my sleep !!!

Today I heard a song from the movie "Kulir 100 degree", the name of the song is Manasellam. When I was listening this number the only thing that was there on my mind was him. " Man, where in this holy world are you? how are you? why did you leave? The day you left was the saddest day of my life, I cried the hell out. I really miss you, it has been 12 years that we had seen each other. I don't want to know whether you remember me or not. After your departure I had a lot of friends who were different, but none like you. Sometimes it feels like the word friend has an end. I had not expressed these things when you were with me, please come back at least once before my death. I will never ever in this whole life forget you, BALAJI ... " There are many songs on friendship, but none till this date has made an impact on me like this one. The lyrics of this song is just mind-blowing with a soothing music. Hats off to the lyricist, thanks for giving us a song like th

The week (7-6-2009 to 13-6-2009) was one of the most weirdest week of my lifetime with respect to my view of a friend. Friend in need is a friend in deed. But this is not the truth, that I realized during the start of this week when my friends ignored me when I was in a deep shit. After this day I had decided that friends are those who remember you only when they r in trouble. This view of friends was changed again during the mid week. I have this friends, whom I have not seen or spoken from past 10 years; all of a sudden in the morning he had called up and had a good half an hour chat with him. He said that he called me coz he remembers me. I was really happy, my hope on my friends were returning back. In the same day, there was another friend who had parted from my life 5 years ago came back. We really had a great chat... :) This week gave me a diff'rent view of my friends .

God is a deity in theistic and deistic religions and other belief systems, representing either the sole deity in monotheism, or a principal deity in polytheism. It is most often conceived of as the supernatural creator and overseer of the universe. Ghost has been defined as the disembodied spirit or soul of a deceased person, although in popular usage the term refers only to the apparition of such a person. Often described as insubstantial and partly transparent, ghosts are reported to haunt particular locations or people that they were associated with in life or at time of death. Recently this concept of God n Ghost is all over my mind. There are some people who believe in both, some neither one and final category are those who believe in only one of them but deny the existence of the other. The law of the nature is that for every positive thing there will be a negative one. This is 100% true, coz without the negative one the positive will never have such importance. For example con

A human sleep has 3 high levels. The Level 1 of sleep is the longest period of ones sleep, Level 2 is the shortest one and Level 3 is the last part of one's sleep. LEVEL 1 of a human's sleep cover up to 60% approx from the start of the sleep. This potion is where most of the people who sleep less wake up. One who wakes up during this period is fully conscious about his positioning. During this period the conscious mind is still active, but at a lower efficiency. The whole body is just taking rest, with the mind controlling it. LEVEL 2 of a human's sleep is when one's conscious mind starts to lose its control over the body, the when the sub-conscious mind fires up. If a person wakes up during this period, he would feel dizzy with a blur vision and with less hearing capability. LEVEL 3 of a human's sleep is the ultimatum. This level of sleep is the best one and most satisfying. During this period one would have lost control over the body. The conscious mind would n

It was a rainy evening. I had a very tiring day at the office, which is not something new for me. I started from office at 8:15:32PM. The rain had stopped by then. I heard from a few in the bus that the roads were all filled. The bus traveled half way, I woke up from a good sleep. Outside the roads were really filled. It had been quite a long time that I had seen water level raise above a normal man's knee level. I was really happy to see this. Our bus was stopped due to traffic jam, there was this road which was perpendicular to our bus. This road was so much filled, it looked like roads of Venice. There were a few two wheelers who had to pass through the road, they were all waiting. All of a sudden one impatient guy started to move, this was ignition for all of them all of them started to move as if it was a race. They all went half way and all of their vehicles stopped. I bursted out in laughter, everyone turned towards me, I was a bit embarrassed but then they also started watc

"Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy wealthy and wise." -Benjamin Franklin This is one of the most famous sayings, which till last month I did not understand and did not feel like following it. I always thought this early morning thing was a piece of shit. Last month on the last Sunday, my cousins visited my place. It has not been long, only some 3 months, that I had last seen them. When I saw them on that day, I was speechless by seeing their size. That is when I realized that I had to stop increasing my body. Now the above saying came to my mind. But it had flaws in it, coz if one wakes up early he will not become healthy, wealthy or wise. He needs to do something about it to stay healthy, wealthy and wise. I am now not worried about me being wealthy. Being wise, I give my brain a lot of work to keep it in good shape. As far as healthy is concerned, I had not put any effort in maintaining it. I was always a Night Crawler, but from last month I am trying to be

Principles for me is something that should be followed even at a dying situation. I had been in situations where in I could have broken my principles and could have survived, but even at those situations I followed them and failed in my tasks. I still feel proud of those situations. I started to work after my studies. Today my principles are six feet under the earth surface . I was discussing during my tests and also shared information , but never ever copied from a book. I also had a principle that during exams I really tested my knowledge and never ever took any kind of info or help from my friends, even at the worst case. After becoming a corporate I have broken this just to survive. The work that I do should be recognized by others without me saying a single word about it. This is one of my few buried principles. In my current state without me boasting about my work, no one would even consider it as a work done. Here doing work is not at all important, only bragging about it is imp

On 22-April-2009, as usual I was returning back home from a hard day of work. I left the office at 6:15PM and reached my area at 8:00PM. I walked a bit and the rain started pouring heavily. I did not wanted to drench so I took shelter under a tree. I saw a kid on the road running away from his mom, who was shouting at him for drenching in rain. I kind of felt very very happy at that moment to see that kid. It all reminded me of my child hood where in I was staying in the house watching rain, looking for a chance to get out and get wet. Then I realized that my mom was not around anywhere and this was my chance to get wet, I started walking slowly in the rain. I was really drenched when I reached home. As always she was concerned about me and started scolding me. When I told her this short story, her scoldings became more.....

All i knew about my hand writing was during my exams. I had to write neatly coz the person who evaluates it must understand my answers. I always thought that's what all the hand writing was used for. Also hand writing meant that it is an art of writing with the hand and a writing instrument. But last week i came to know that it was not just some writing but it reflects one-self. On 14th April at some where around 22:59 hrs, my friend Lavanya asked me "Do you want to know yourself?". At first I was stunned and then was curious about how was she going to tell me about myself. So I thought lemme give a try. She asked me to get a sample of my handwriting. She also mentioned to write something about 2 to 3 paragraphs when I was in a good mood. I gave her my handwriting, I could only write two paragraphs somewhere around 15 lines. That evening when we met, she had got my handwriting analyzed. She had written down few points that Keshava (The expert in handwriting that I know) h

28-Mar-2009 8:30PM to 9:30PM was my hour of desire. From when I started to understand electrical engineering, all I had dreamt of was having a " Black Day ". I always wanted to make a Sunday a black day by taking out the power of the whole world, I am still trying to achieve some power to fulfill this dream. Some days before 28-Mar-2009, I heard that a small minute part of my dream was coming to life. They announced that on 28-Mar-2009 8:30PM to 9:30PM was the " EARTH HOUR ". I could not control my happiness when a part of my dream was becoming reality. I even promoted about it to a few of my friends. On the D-day, some where around 1Hr before the earth hour, a small group of kids (less than 12 years old) came to my home and reminded us about the earth hour. They were the kids of the neighbors in our street, they went to each and every house and reminded the people about the earth hour. I really felt proud of those kids. At 8:25PM, I switched the mains off. In my fa

My office building has 6 floors, a ground floor and a basement. Me and two of my friends got into the lift which was going down from the ground floor, though we work in the 6th floor. The lift went down and opened, in front of us stood a man. His employee id was much lower than ours, so he must be in a higher position than us. Before stepping into the lift he asked the question of the year. He asked " Is this lift going Up? ". We were all shell shocked. For a moment I thought and gave the answer as " Yes. ", then after he got off the lift we all burst into laughter. Now when I think about it, there could be too possible thing one is he could be in serious thoughts and had lost his mind or another could be that he was making fun of us. I still cant control my laughing about that dumb ass...

The definition of oath is "A solemn, formal declaration or promise to fulfill a pledge, often calling on God, a god, or a sacred object as witness". Oath must be taken by a person who has self control and good determination, so that it can be fulfilled. I have no self control or good determination, but still I took this oath yesterday 13-Feb-2009. Every time some one sees me coding or feels my coding skills, the first question that I have been asked is " Are you a Comp Sc. student? ". My answer would always be " No, I am an Electrical student. ", they would be astonished to hear it. This whole concept drives me crazy. So on 13-Feb-2009 when I had a bit of spare time to think, these thoughts came into my mind. This was like a spark which made me take this oath. Now as all of you readers as my witness, I take this oath " I will prove to this world that I am no less than a Comp Sc. student ". By fulfilling my pledge, I will prove that any non Comp S

It has been long since I have written about my another inspirational blogger, Cycle(Vinod). His blogs are different from my type. He writes a lot about News, Some jokes and some main events of his friends. He manages lots of blogs. I follow only two of them, but most of them are really informational. He has two blogger profiles, viz Vinod and Archat . The most important thing about his blogs are the design of them. Each one of them has a unique design and most of them are good. This thing inspires me to decorate my blog. Another thing that keeps me up and running is how he maintains all of them. This is what makes me write at least a post per month. Well I run out of fingers as well as memory when I start to count his pots. He was one of the two people who supported me, when I started to blog. Well Cycle(Vinod) thanks for helping me to start a useful and non-destructive hobby. Some of his blogs are: Dr.AIT :: Telecom :: 03 Information Technology :: India Entertainment Spot

The name of the post sounds like some place like coffee day. But the name is for a group of people who sit, drink coffee and chat in my office cafeteria. The group of people include Raghava(BT), Manohar(DPG), Shailesh(SSUncle), Sumit(Grinch), Sunil(PP), Yeshwath(TL) and list will grow. The coffee break was supposed to be for just 10-15 min, that's what they say. But for the people in coffee corner, it can go from 30-45min. Most of our seniors are against it, coz they say the work gets delayed. Ha ha, whenever the group unites we don't see our watches. We just drink coffee, sometime rag seniors and laugh like hell. In the early days, it was just for all of us to take the coffee break at the same time. But later it was enhanced to do all the activities other than working. All that we speak in that place makes no sense to anyone in this whole wide world. For all of us to laugh, we don't even need a PJ. Once a person starts to laugh, we all burst out into laughter. It is a grea

On Thursday 22-Jan-2009, I reached office at 10:00AM. I left the office on Friday 23-Jan-2009 6:00AM. This was an awesome experience, I had never stayed before at office overnight. That night I realized my true potential. Well that night it was me, Shanm and Vinay we were the only three in our project who was deploying the code to dev environment. Shanm was already half dead by somewhere around 3:00AM, he had totally lost his conscious. Vinay was all hungry and restless by that time, but he was still pushing hard. I was really excited to stay overnight. I was all pumped up all night. Now it was around 3:30 AM when my senses reached its max, I was all alert and was really excited. At this point of time I could have done at least 11 person's work. My efficiency was approximately 121%. Normally in the day times my efficiency is as low as 77%. Now I have finally discovered that I am more efficient at nights than days. Before leaving all of us were hungry, so we had some snacks and coff

Today at 18:40:55, Me and my sis (Dee) were reading my post. She wanted to comment on it. So she asked me to click on the link and when the window opened, she typed the comment. I typed that verification code and the user name. So she had to type her password. For her password is something equivalent to a treasure and she doesn't want anyone in this world to know or even try to guess . I always keep guessing some letters and also the letter count. When ever she has to type a password in front of me, she always close my eyes tightly and type's with one hand only. It is always a big thing for both of us to type her password. She did not know that the cursor was in the comment text box. As usual she closed my eyes and typed the password. At the end she saw the monitor and was astonished to see that there was nothing in the password box. She asked me where was the password and released my eyes. I started laughing coz I discovered her password, it was written in the comment box. B

On 08/01/09 21:45:33, I was in the bus going back home. As usual I had got the last but one window seat. Closed my eyes and was listening to a good song, but was not in any kind of sleep. All of a sudden I smell Masala Dosa, the smell was really awesome. I just took it in for some time and then opened my eyes. All I had expected was a hotel or someone eating masala dosa. But I had a shock of a life time, I saw a garbage truck next to the bus. I was stunned and when I looked at the bus commuters I was blown out to hell. Everyone I saw had closed their nose for that foul smell from the truck. I was still smelling masala dosa. Once the truck was far off the smell was gone. I kept thinking all the way, why did I get that smell? Before that smell, I had not thought about masala dosa. I was not dreaming, not sleeping and not even mad. Now you people tell me whether the smell was from the nose or from the brain???

This is the first post for this year. Happy New Year for all you readers out there. A new series, "Long Time". This is the second post of this kind. People say I am a sound sleeper, coz no sound can disturb me ;). This weekend, out of the 48 hours, I slept for 25 hours. On Saturday I slept form 2:00AM to 3:00PM and then on Sunday I slept from 2:30AM to 12:30PM and from 11:00PM to 12:00AM. It has really been a long time since I had a sleep of this kind. As far as I remember, I had this kind of sleep before I started working in Infy. Finally ' I am back Sleeping '.