(c)rap

Dont mistake this for a rap
its just a load of crap,
I am not making this rhyme
to get any kinda chyme,
Don think of me as a gangsta
and I am not any freaky monsta,
Didnt expect any kinda clap
from the bitches on my lap,
Certainly I am no preacher
to make you a good creature,
Wrote this coz i had time
n my brain was filled with slime.

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