My Excogitation

These lines are the ones that came to mu mind when I really looked at it. When I looked at shit, it said "You ain't no shit, I AM!"... When I looked at shit, it said "What are you lookin' at?"; I thought "Sh-it happens"... When I looked at shit, it said "I am a monster in disguise"; I thought "What a disguise!"... When I looked at shit, it said "Sorry that I came out disintegrated!"... When I looked at shit, it said "Don't EEW at me, I was in you all this time!"... When I looked at shit, it said "Bad stomach day, huh?!"... When I looked at shit, it said "I am strong, coz u couldn't digest me, ha ha!"... When I looked at shit, it said "You have done it, now get lost"... I was thinkin' about Reduce-Reuse-Recycle & then when I looked at shit, it said "Don't even look at me"... When I looked at shit, I said "Holy Shit" ; it said ...

Dont mistake this for a rap its just a load of crap, I am not making this rhyme to get any kinda chyme, Don think of me as a gangsta and I am not any freaky monsta, Didnt expect any kinda clap from the bitches on my lap, Certainly I am no preacher to make you a good creature, Wrote this coz i had time n my brain was filled with slime.

I don't drink alcohol or do drugs or smoke. There is a unique reason for me being a straight-edge. When ever I say this reason, most of them said its stupid and kiddish. I really don't care, coz that's the truth and I am proud of saying it.  When ones a kid every one advices him to be a straight-edge. My parents and most of the elder during my younger days used to advice me not to drink alcohol or smoke. They used to say 'Don't do this coz its bad for health' . Well it might have been the same for most of us. I had a teacher in my 5th grade, her name was Menezes. She did not advice us saying not to do this and that coz its bad. She was a different one, she said 'Please do not smoke or drink, FOR ME' . I was really moved by her words. Its not because of my parents' advice or my elder's words,  I am a straight-edge just for my ma'am Menezes. Thank you ma'am.

I am so much single They all say its being ready to mingle I am not dancing for their jingle Fools are so much obsessed wit marriage. Jost coz my sis got married I will not run away gettin' carried My decisions are not gonna get varied Don get me started, I don wanna be a savage. They read and called it so gay I still do think that is the way My life is in such a huge sway That I am at the end of a carnage.

Yesterday on 16th of September 2010, in my office we had a fun event of dumb charades and pictionary.   I had lot of fun as I was one of the audience and not the one being laughed at. They had this different game; where in one would have to enact a proverb and the team mates had to guess it. Lot of proverbs came from the audience, well few of them were really weird and they got stuck into my head. I could not remember all as I have only a few kilo bytes of memory, here are a few of them which got stuck in my mind. If you get a chicken, make a chilly chicken. Don't miss a good kiss. Truth always lies. Alcohol is Divine.

I was taking a nap during my all fun weekend support. There was one bed bug which was biting me all long, I was really terrified and was angry to kill it. I woke up twice during my nap and searched for it, but my search was unsuccessful. After an hour of nap i woke up and to my surprise I saw that bloody bug on my leg. I wanted to kill that damn thing. All of a sudden it fell off, I was shocked. I thought it was acting trying to defend it from me, but it stayed still for a long time there. I took my zooming device and saw it, it did not even move. Well then i realized it was really dead. It was lying there as if it had drank some kind of poison. Oh yeah it drank my blood, now is my blood really the poison ? Should I feel happy about it being dead or sad of me having a poison blood. I also gave my blood in a blood donation camp, hope they don't use it... :)

On 29th Aug 2010, I had my MS second semester exams. The exam center was DPS Bangalore. My room was in a new building. The building was not fully constructed yet only 2 floors were done. I was searching for a rest room. In one corner I saw a man coming out of a room washing his face. So I assumed that it was the rest room. Went in, but I was shocked to see a lot of doors. I held the knob of the door, the door suddenly started to open. Right there, right there; I still cant forget that moment; a lady came out. Well I think u can guess my face and feel at that time. Not that I was shocked, stunned or ashamed; but I was really embarrassed.  I asked her sorry for some 10~15 times. Thank GOD she did not scold or slap me, she obliged with me. When I came out I found that there was no sign board. Uff, that was one incident to remember for life .